May 2011
Sometimes I wonder if people find my jokes about...
smokinggunicorns:
Everytime someone tries to talk to me about women’s suffrage all I can think about is Jesus greeting me at heavens gates holding a sign saying “tits or gtfo”.
HOLY SHIT didn’t I think of that in physics? I don’t even remember why I said it but I remember thinking it and almost pissing myself and then trying to make eye contact with you from across the room but you...